Siblings?

Whilst perusing the Silly Jokes Website I came upon the image to the left.

Having been a fan of Jay Leno for many years it was a double take that I had to do when I saw the mask of Camilla Parker Bowles.





Or does Jay drag more than his cars when he's out of the country?

Depressing

It was questionable whether or not I might be commenting on this article in the International Academy of Sex Research, knowing the negative manner in which it will be used by the likes of Freddie Phelps. Then again, it requires addressing as, superficially at least, there appear to be certain questions, if not fallacies, pertaining to their research (Note: I say this not having reviewed their research in detail) - well, that and not being able to resist teasing a couple of friends ... waving to K and S

Is the non-utilization of condoms more consistent with a stable relationship (or inferring only one sexual partner) thus providing a more positive environment less conducive to depression?

Were different types of condoms used so as to compare the effects of latex, lubricants and other potential chemical compounds on the subjects?

Who (or what organization) provided the funding for the research? The Institution?

Were all of the subjects within the exact same environment, including diet, exercise, age and location?

Was a detailed personality analysis conducted prior to the experiment?

Was a chemical analysis conducted on all of the semen samples to ensure that they were exact in their content and that the content was not subject to diet or other environmental matters?

Assuming that the research is completely accurate, alternative treatment? You'll end up seeing every male in the room raise their hand when you hear over the PA system, "Is there a doctor in the house?"

Was there a correlation between the woman not reaching an orgasm and depression?

Was the study conducted only with women as the subjects or were the results (assuming) valid for males as well?

There are likely several points and questions that those more knowledgeable in the field are capable of bringing to light - and I'm not discounting the validity of the results, only that there are, at least superficially if not significant, inherent dangers in aspects of what they have published.

Will oral administration suffice?

Why wasn't I invited to help administer the, um ... tests?


If you're depressed take semen,
To rid you of your down demon;
So if you're stuck,
Just moan and buck,
You won't be depressed, just screamin'.


Question: Is this the cure for depression that Shanley was administering?

The World is Flat

It must be my age and that I'm not keeping up with the latest developments that they're teaching in the schools, either that or Mr.Sungenis of Catholic Apologetics International was playing hooky from science class.

This group of Catholics is offering a $1,000 reward to anyone who can prove, scientifically, that the Earth does indeed revolve around the sun.

By way of proof they mean "that your explanations must be direct, observable, physical, natural, repeatable, unambiguous and comprehensive. We don't want hearsay, popular opinion, "expert" testimony, majority vote, personal conviction, organizational rulings, superficial analogies, appeals to "simplicity," "apologies" to Galileo, or any other indirect means of persuasion which do not qualify as scientific proof"

Errr ... and the Bible is?

Around the Earth or so they say,
The sun revolves each sunny day;
They believe in blissdom,
From lack of wisdom,
And seven reindeer drawing a sleigh.


Denial can be so amusing.

Golf Pros

Now how many would have taken up golf earlier if they had the golf pros from a recent tournament held at the Hidden Valley Golf Club in Norco, California?

The LA Times stated that a restaurant in Los Angeles booked the course in the name of Golf Ventures and held an event in which 100 competitors and 15 women participated.

There was a slight wrinkle (so to speak) in this event. Several tents were pitched in which, allegedly, the golfers were able to pay the women in order to receive sexual services.


They went to develop their swing,
To whack their balls for to zing;
Not a slice but a hook,
In the tents, they shook;
Now from jail they all must spring.


I wonder what par for the course would be?

Ted Takes Title

Oh well, it appears as though I shall have to relinquish my "Head Idiot" crown to Mr. Turner for his recent comments



"Really, Jane ... It's THIS big!"

Can one but shake their head,
When hearing what spews from Ted;
He gets the blues,
When not in the news;
And needs his ego to be fed.

Foot Soldier

Raymond, what in the hell were you thinking? Okay, we know what you were thinking - or what you were thinking with, at least - but in a Supermarket?

Mr. Dublin, it was reported, was arrested late last week after turning himself in to police in Woonsocket for allegedly licking the feet of two women shoppers at a supermarket.


Mr. Dublin it seems likes feet,
Which he licks, but does he beat?
It is his fetish,
Does he like them sweatish?
You'd think he'd be more discrete.


Might this be the result of having watched too many KFC commercials?

Sexy Taxi

It was while driving down the highway that I heard about the new taxi service that an entrepreneurial young Swede has started to provide in Warsaw.

According to the news, the 26 year old artist is now receiving bookings weeks in advance - bookings for couples who will receive a free ride in the back of the bright pink London cab whilst they engage in sex.


Hop in the back of the taxi you may,
To bop and to bump, a roll in the hay;
For this you get a real free ride,
As the people up front have peeked and spied;
So if you're too cheap to get her a room,
Know on the Net that your pic 'll soon loom.


What will the tipping policy be?

Now I Know Why

Whilst John Ringo at the NY Post seems to be ready to take wagers on the US invading Iraq before Christmas, it has finally gotten through this thick idiotic skull why his name is Sad-man Hussein:

Only 10% of Undergraduates Pass

As I start playing catch up with some of my posts it appears as though I may have to start a new category - Too Much Rice Wine - as the news from the Far East (excluding the fact that Korea beat Italy in the World Cup) quite amusing as of late. Undergraduates in central Hubei appear to be having difficulties with some of their exams as of late, at least according to Department director Xiong Chengliang this is the case. The Department director opined to the Straights Times that surfing the Internet late at night may, in addition to drinking and smoking, be the cause of the high failure rate of this examination.

A hospital in central Hubei province, upon asking for sperm donations from undergraduate students, found that only 10% of them were able to pass the examination with the "unhealthy lifestyles" of the youths in China taking its toll on virility.

Unhealthy lifestyles?

Or population control?

The hospital was paying $35 per success and up to 10 donations per student. For the unsuccessful 90%, it's tough when you beat your brains out for no reason. Perhaps the university might offer a course on the subject so as to help you study for the next exam.


There were some undergrad students,
Who exhibited so little prudence;
To the hospital they went,
For to jerk and to vent;
Yet most found success an eludance.


Ponderance: Did Michael Skakel study there?

Ashcroft Certifiable

Oops ... how forgetful of me. I became engrossed with the real world for awhile and I forgot to publish John's certificate.