GABI Member

As promised, I'd like to welcome an honourary member to the Grinning Idiot GABI (Grin And Bare It) Club.



Personally I believe that he should cover up a little.

If you'd like to join the prestigious ranks of the exclusive Grinning Idiot GABI Club see the rules and requirements here

Ya-Ya Ga-Ga

It seems that every which way that I turn I'm hearing Ya-Ya.

The Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood, that is.

On CNN they've been playing it, the talk shows are ya-yaing and every woman between the ages of 16 and 45 is talking about it.

A new cult in the making?

The new Rocky Horror Picture Show - except this one is an exclusive club for women?


There once was a sisterhood, Ya-Ya,
Over which the ladies went ga-ga;
You dress to the nines,
In your WalMart fines;
Whilst the men go to the bar, ta-ta.


Rumour has it that this is a conspiracy designed by Janet Reno, the alleged secret leader of the new cult.

The Week(s) Ahead

Monday morning, daylight is peeking over the horizon and much of the next few weeks are already planned, being able to provide a few more "photo shoots" for all of you Idiots out there (okay, I'll keep the garden shots to a minimum). There will be more jokes, some of the limericks that you've come to cough cough appreciate cough and we'll be featuring an honourary member of the GABI (Grin and Bare It) Club.

"What's the story, Dude?" you ask. Am I getting lazy? Of course - it's summer! Ahhh, I wish ... but, alas no. I'm having to focus more time on the backend aspects for the main Website (and since I hadn't really planned on a blog nor its content I have to figure out how to manage and present it) as well as a marketing push for another Site - Not to mention touching up a few more items on this one (a few?!).

I'd also like to get the blog over onto another server - as much as I appreciate Blogger.com's service I've found that the outages of late have hurt this blog with the good people at Google and that has been frustrating.

So, in advance I thank you for being able to bare with me ;-) and I'll leave you with something for your grey matter:

Would the Canadian version of "Mom and apple pie" be "Beaver and maple syrup"?

New World Math

Mathematics for This Millennium



One + One = Zero


Who says that math can be dull,
But here is something to mull;
With India and Pakistan,
The shit 'll hit the fan;
Then one and one shall be null.