Shakespeare Horny for Nicole Kidman

Michael Boyd, the new head of the Royal Shakespeare Company in England, has described the Bard's work as "horny" and hope to persuade Nicole Kidman to appear in one of their productions.


Shakespeare, the play for the horny,
Who'd thought the Bard to be porny;
So Kidman they want,
The audience to taunt;
To me it just sounds kind of corny.


I believe that Mr. Boyd has been watching too many Austin Powers movies.