Public Whores

No, the New York Stock Exchange is not revising it's existing policy and becoming a public traded company.

Australia's largest brothel, the Daily Planet, has lifted its corporate skirts and bared all of the facts so as to try to become a public entity traded on the Australian Stock Exchange within the next 6 to 12 months.

If they succeed, and with the demise of Enron, they'll be the only listed bordello in the world.

It may just give new meaning to the "Dog and Pony" shows that the stock promoters do on behalf of their public clients.


In Oz they've got the Planet,
Where you'll find both Gina and Janet;
They're public going, whores,
Their stock could be yours,
Will it be only the investment that's granite?


Is this one company that one would want to plunge or rise?