One Sick Aussie Puppy

In the Sick Puppy department we now have our latest entry, Craig Hilton Bell, 43, a bank loans manager in Brisbane, Australia.

Craig Bell enjoyed going to female doctors and telling them that he had been kicked in the groin (or other similar ailment) so that the doctor would examine his scrotum and penis and, upon being requested to drop his pants he would quite obviously not be lacking with respect to the functionality of his genitilia (no, he wouldn't be requiring a prescription to Viagra).

The court, quite aptly, described Bell as being a "sad sexual misfit" and convicted him of 24 counts of sexual assault.

Come on, Craig - if you have a fetish make certain that whomever you're getting off with is consenting to it.


A fetish for doctors had he,
When he went is was with great glee;
He'd tell them a lie,
Thinking he's sly;
Now he must get therapy.

Yes Bell he is a sick pup,
He'd say he had pain as he'd cup,
His balls with his hands,
As his manhood expands;
The dude has really cracked up.


I hope that the only doctors that Craig Bell will be seeing for awhile are therapists.